10 Random Poker Quotes

• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "No river, no fish."
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.