10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• You have to piss with the dick you have