10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.