10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio