10 Random Poker Quotes

• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones