10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• It's Free To Fold...
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)