10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright