10 Random Poker Quotes

• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword