10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT