10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow