10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A