10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion