10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus