10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain