10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"