10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier