10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez