10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.