10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth