10 Random Poker Quotes

• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Never educate a stupid poker player.