10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.