10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Welcome to kicker school
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.