10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier