10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes