10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker