10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?