10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?