10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Fold and live to fold again
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.