10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio