10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine