10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.