10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."