10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester