10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Poker is for loners.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."