10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger