10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Fish don't eat Nutz!