10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Welcome to kicker school
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.