10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Fook the floosh droo!
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."