10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'