10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"