10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha