10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.