10 Random Poker Quotes

• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is