10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach