10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester