10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders