10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek