10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts