10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Fook the floosh droo!
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.