10 Random Poker Quotes

• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.